Nonfiction: What the Army has done for me...

1. Raised stress levels, blood pressure and anxiety.

2. An addiction to nicotine products such as cigarettes and dip.

3. An ability to be talked down to repeatedly and not punch someone in the face.

4. A decline in my IQ.

5. A slowly decreasing ability to have a conversation without using cuss words.

6. The creation of a personalty totally opposite of the rational, logical personality I used to possess... I call it my "Army brain".

7. Babysitting duties for grown ass men and women that can't do simple shit.

8. Zero rewards for hard work... just more work and bullshit.

9. Less respect for rules and regulations than I had before I joined the military.

10. Such a change in character that if I met anyone I went to school with, I would either offend or disappoint them. Fucking civies.

Trenches, out