Nonfiction: I love Iceman...

Iceman (not real username) (11:46:43 AM): yeah sluts and whores don't need AIM, they just need random boodros to knock on their door and by some slut magic their clothes are instantly off

This guy is awesome. Best friend a guy could have.

Trenches, out.

P.S. Boodros (or boodreauxs) are the stereotypical hick motherfuckers from Louisiana that you think only exist on TV and movies... but actually exist.